walk-in closet. 10:50 a.m.
- Me: Cheryl!
- C: Yeah!
- Me: Do you know how many cowboy hats you own?
- C: What?
- Me: Cowboy hats. Do you know how many you own.
- C: I don't know.
- Me: Three. THREE. You own THREE cowboy hats.
- C: Oh? Hey! Hand me the white one!
- Me: WHICH WHITE ONE.